I don’t really measure up with the breast of them, you can lump me in with the rest of them. In my life it’s never been my aim to use my bits to bring me fame, and I’m very happy with my small frame. I’d much prefer to have the wits than to be constantly slapping away filthy mits.
Yes people I am talking about my tits.
The other day an idea came to mind, an idea of the experimental kind.
What of a woman who has them both? Wit and charm and large chestal growth?
That’s how it started, not with a silly poem but with a thought, the way most good things start.
I, like many other world famous actors enjoy waiting tables from time to time and I would call myself a very good waitress.
I crack jokes, I write fun notes, I compliment your tastes, make you feel welcome and I will admit that when it comes to tips I have been known to use my charms on customers of the male persuasion.
Hey! A girls gotta eat!
I’ve collected many phone numbers, there have been proposals of marriage, stalkers, regulars who stare and the tips are always steady when it comes down to a man and his credit card.
I suppose when you have a girl in non-descriptive clothing, laughing at your jokes and being incredibly sweet it makes it very easy for a guy to picture you as his girl. You’re approachable, you seem interested and you’re within his reach.
But what would happen if I wasn’t the breastless wonder you know and love? Would the reactions be the same if I increased the size of my bra? Would the tips increase as my tits increased? Would I be more threatening or less approachable? How would women and children react? Would I be treated better? Worse? Or just differently?
I had to find out.
So starting tonight I will embark on a social experiment to measure human reactions to my breasts. We are lucky to live in a time where there are bras of all types shapes and sizes filled with all sorts of crazy stuff to perk you up and fill you out to any cup size, I happen to own all of them.
The experiment begins tonight! I will promptly be reporting back tomorrow morning with the results.
Stay tuned folks!